Oreos.

Sometimes Oreo smashing is completely necessary. 

 

 

Its one of those things that works when "deep breathing" doesn't suffice.

It's like....  giving a gorilla a piggy back all day long, and then being able to finally set him down...

"Ahhh, you stupid gorilla! Get lost!"

*Sigh of Relief inserted here.*

Also- I've discovered that the feeling of "I handle this!" goes best with milk.

 

And that is how it's done.